So I saw one of these "Be a better writer..." ads pop up on my newsfeed recently. Maybe I was tired and my mental defences were low, but I read the first paragraph. The key thing, this short story expert was telling me, was that a story HAD to have conflict. It's just a journal entry if it doesn't have conflict, it says in absolute tones. You cannot have a good story without conflict. Your protagonist has to face an opponent, be it another person, nature, god or circumstances... Sounds great. I love a good dust up. I love stories about overcoming adversity. I love them in the traditional and the unusual sense. Some of my favourite writers are masters of devising and setting up conflict... Then there is Angela Carter...
Beelzebub's Broker
The obscure writings of Jamie Clubb. "It rained last week because God was crying about how sceptical you are, Jamie" - Sarah Chipperfield
Tuesday, 16 May 2017
My Conflict with Conflict
So I saw one of these "Be a better writer..." ads pop up on my newsfeed recently. Maybe I was tired and my mental defences were low, but I read the first paragraph. The key thing, this short story expert was telling me, was that a story HAD to have conflict. It's just a journal entry if it doesn't have conflict, it says in absolute tones. You cannot have a good story without conflict. Your protagonist has to face an opponent, be it another person, nature, god or circumstances... Sounds great. I love a good dust up. I love stories about overcoming adversity. I love them in the traditional and the unusual sense. Some of my favourite writers are masters of devising and setting up conflict... Then there is Angela Carter...
Friday, 23 December 2016
The Year the Music Died
Within the space of 10 minutes my morning radio channel was
haunted by two cover songs: Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and John Lennon’s
“Imagine”. Not before this I saw everyone go crazy on social media about Disturb's cover Simon and Garfunkle's The Sound of Silence. These classic songs are so well-known they are almost the equivalent
of hymns in the history of popular music. They have been covered so many times
that there are even lists of the top 60 (!) “best ever” versions of these
songs. I write this in 2016, the year
saw the unexpected deaths of David Bowie and then Prince. Both these trailblazing
musicians were undeniable critical and commercial auteurs. They achieved the
elite distinction of being known for their creative integrity and yet could
also reach a wide range of people.
Tuesday, 21 June 2016
EU English Civil War
I don't need to be told about how important the upcoming EU
Referendum is to the UK. I am not in need of scaremongering on either side and I
appreciate the irony in me moaning yet adding to an already bloated social
media newsfeed of opinion on the matter. Where my vote will land is well known
to those who know me and I don't feel a desire to evangelise it on here, wasting
both your and my precious time. However, as a writer, historian and burgeoning
social commentator of sorts, I cannot help but take the wider view on this unfolding
event. I don’t recall a single issue in my lifetime that has divided so many people
right down the middle. In the era of slacktivism - where armies of keyboard warriors grow ever more enraged and less empathetic behind their monitors - it metaphorically resembles an
English civil war, separating not only political parties but even families and households. Please note that this article will not be using the horrid buzzword Brexit or its forced counterpart Bremain. I don't wish to encourage tribalism but tolerence over individual decisions on an undeniably important issue.
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referendum,
remain
Friday, 3 June 2016
Night to Remember?
Plot:
1930s West Virginia: A bogus preacher, Reverend Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum), who has been secretly murdering wealthy widows, finds himself in a cell with a robber, Ben Harper (Peter Graves), convicted to hang. Harper has confided the location of the money he stole to his son, John (Billy Chapin), but mutters a verse from the Bible in his sleep that gives Powell a clue. Upon his release, Powell tracks down Harper's widow, woos her, marries her and kills her. However, in order to get the secret stash he needs to convince young John and his sister to tell him. The hunt begins...
1930s West Virginia: A bogus preacher, Reverend Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum), who has been secretly murdering wealthy widows, finds himself in a cell with a robber, Ben Harper (Peter Graves), convicted to hang. Harper has confided the location of the money he stole to his son, John (Billy Chapin), but mutters a verse from the Bible in his sleep that gives Powell a clue. Upon his release, Powell tracks down Harper's widow, woos her, marries her and kills her. However, in order to get the secret stash he needs to convince young John and his sister to tell him. The hunt begins...
Tuesday, 26 April 2016
The Great Organic Swindle
Making my way over to my hotel’s breakfast bar I was immediately struck by the many odd-shaped fruits that greeted me. Their roughness and complete lack of uniformity seemed at total odds with the plush surroundings of the hotel. I couldn’t help but be amused by how things had changed. Only a few years previously, such hotels would have been disgusted at the thought of displaying such unaesthetically pleasing fruit. Now, food of this description is proudly eaten by the elite. Inverted snobbery has never been better represented than through shabby chic and its total insincerity has never better been exemplified than through the organic food industry. The term “organic” has now seeped deeply into our society becoming a by-word for more ethical and healthier food production and consumption. However, the only awareness being shown by the corporations and retailers who use this label is an understanding of people can be hoodwinked into paying more for snake oil.
Labels:
Health,
nutrition,
organic,
scepticism,
science,
Skepticism
Friday, 27 November 2015
Worst.Vampire. Hunters. Ever.
“The Strain”, it would appear, was a puzzling
labour of love for director/writer Guillermo del Toro. In 2006 he put the idea
for a vampire TV series to producers, but it wasn’t picked up. Not to be
deterred, del Toro recruited Chuck Hogan, an author with a strong orientation
towards screenplay writing, to write a trilogy of novels. I confess to not
having read the novels or much into the background of The Strain prior to watching the TV series. I am currently watching
the second season, neatly based on the second novel. The third season is out
next year, which might only take in half the final part. Del Toro believes that
two seasons would do the third novel the most justice, but he is also open to
divergences for the benefit of a successful adaptation. One cannot help but
read that as his hope to keep the franchise going as long as possible.
Thursday, 12 November 2015
Continuiry Bond - A Review of "Spectre"
With this, Eon Films’ fourth instalment of their James Bond reboot starring Daniel Craig, there was clearly a strong intention to both pay homage to the previous franchise and to reward those who have stayed with the current one. Clearly the geek-factor that nearly all Hollywood franchises take seriously is at the very heart of “Spectre”, which is currently the most expensive movie in the history of Bond. How this geek-factor is dealt with in the made-by-committee blockbusters of today can determine the quality of the art being produced.
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