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Far be it for me to sing the praises of normalcy. I would view my life and upbringing to be rather outside what mainstream public opinion would consider to be "usual". Take a look at my rather eclectic biography - born to an animal circus family, working in the wild animalfilm industry, martial arts/self-protection teacher, co-promoter of the UK's extreme pro wrestling promotion, professional performer, writer and so on - and you will see a rather eccentric back-story. My life is also full of paradoxes and contradictions. My tastes vary wildly and without any sense of pattern or rhythm, which is a bit like my attempt at dancing or conversation. I have never tried to belong to anything, but often seen movements to be temporary means to an end. Even "my people", the circus people, live very different lives to me and have done so since I was seven years old. My political ideas are also pretty varied too and I have long hated the left/right compass that many people build into their minds. It creates glaring cognitive blind-spots and strikes a very obvious comparison with fundamental religiosity. From the barely veiled bigotry and paranoia of UKIP to the cartoonish trendy Communism of Russell Brand, I think the individual should be wary.
There were pigs in my daughter’s Nativity Play. She told me
as much weeks ago, but I finally saw for myself last night. They are part of a
cast of anthropomorphised animals that decide to stay awake to see the arrival
of their presents. Santa Claus is not mentioned, but the surprise birth of
Christ will occur that very night in the animals’ manger…. So, let’s get this
straight. The animals, which include the only domesticated pink pigs in first
century Judea, are excited about celebrating a Christmas that hasn’t been
invented yet. What I am describing is Caroline
Hoile’s “Cockadoodle Christmas”, a musical created for three to seven year
olds, containing eight original songs. With weird surreal convolutions and
contradictions in the plot, it is a very apt representation of Church of
England religious culture.