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The obscure writings of Jamie Clubb. "It rained last week because God was crying about how sceptical you are, Jamie" - Sarah Chipperfield
Sunday, 5 July 2015
A CGI Rant
Thursday, 2 July 2015
A Pro Rational Tour De Force
Four hundred years ago the world made a major step forward
in its attitude towards information, learning and thinking. We call this period
The Enlightenment. It would see the emergence of the Scientific Revolution. The
United States of America would be founded on these principles and up until the
mid-20th century that same country would reflect The Enlightenment’s values.
Then something started to happen. Amidst the solid infrastructure in western
society that was built by the forces of reason, lurked an unchecked virus.
Irrational thinking was back and it had found its way into a whole range of
areas in our society. Francis Wheen believes it first properly blossomed with
the ascension of Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Regan’s politics in the west
alongside the Ayatollah Khomeini’s rise to power in Iran. This is where his
2004 book, “How Mumbo Jumbo Conquered the World” begins.
Wednesday, 1 July 2015
Middle Class Marketing and Bubbles of Archiac Amusement
There are few terms that scream middleclass marketing in the
21st century like “Organic” and “Fairtrade”. The marketing technique
is simple. Target people who can afford to pay more for a product and reward
them with either the caring or smug knowledge that they are doing something “good”.
In this respect it might be argued that they are close cousins in the world of
retail, but the two subjects have some distinct differences.
Before we discuss these two topics, let’s get one thing
straight from the start. When you buy Organic or Fairtrade you are, more than
likely, buying from the same corporations who produce and sell their lower
priced equivalents. So, before you stand legs akimbo with your weekend Che
Guevara tee-shirt and declare that these two brands will be the fuel for your
anti-austerity/anti-capitalism march, don’t fall into the delusion. You are not
“sticking it to the man” in this particular shopping decision.
The Organic Food Movement has its origins with the 19th
century Austrian mystic Rudolf Steiner. Steiner, like Harvey Kellogg, was just
one of many food faddists that exerted their cult-like influence over Victorian
society. Steiner believed in supernatural essentialism and promoted the concept
of a literal spiritual connection with earth. Much of the appeal of Organic
food comes from these pseudoscientific ideas and the appeal to nature logical
fallacy. We think of toxic chemicals poisoning nature and by extension not
doing us much good either. The term “chemical” gets ignorantly banded about as
if it were another name for poison. When tested against an exact non-organic
equivalent, a piece of Organic food has proven to have no more nutritional
value. There are various studies producing conflicting results, but what seems
to be the case is that freshness is more the determining factor in an item of
food than whether or not is produced in line with USDA Organic guidelines.
Tuesday, 30 June 2015
Widening the View - Children and Entertainment Today
I cast my mind back to 2010 and my then three year old
daughter has woken me up. It’s too early and I need my sleep. In desperation to
grab a bit more dozing time she is given a mobile phone with various
educational games. This will keep her happy for a while. Her eyes dark around
the small screen as her fingertips tap and swipe. She performs various tasks
that will stimulate her mind and build neural pathways. I was as dubious then
as I am now by the benefits of early education, but these games cannot hurt. My
daughter is actively engaging in something. She is being proactive whereas I
will soon turn on the radio or the television and passively receive whatever
information happens to be available.
I was a child that grew up at the dawn of the fourth
terrestrial channel. It was also the era of the video cassette, personal home
computer and arcade games. With the romance of hindsight and that intoxicating
drug we call self-righteousness, it is very easy for me to say that we had the
perfect balance over today’s hedonistic, spoilt, overweight and unhealthy
wretched brood. We were the last and most representative of Douglas Coupland’s
Generation X and just followed the tail end of Andrew Collins’ “Where did it
all go Right” brigade. Our generation were the last to experience good
rebellious music as teenagers and the ones responsible for allowing our
children to be baptized in Don Tapscott’s digital ocean. We were also the first
to embrace large scale toy merchandizing alongside our traditional fairy tales.
Many of us cried when a giant robot was killed in a motion picture in order to
make way for a Christmas toy line. When we got to our adolescence we were
filled with a combination of righteous indignation whilst being simultaneously
softened by political correctness, which seemed set to ruin the childhood we
remembered, sanitizing it for those not yet into double figures. We were cynics
and sceptics, and we were also superficially sentimental. The science fiction
and fantasy of our youth now dominates the cinemas, which is barely enough to
distract us from the fact that we have been lapped by the Millennial
Generation.
Monday, 15 June 2015
After Magna Carta "Sealed not Signed"
So, my busy schedule puts me at a loss once again to produce anything particularly meaningful on yet another very important historic day. 800 years ago this week, on 19th June, King John and 25 rebellious barons shared a charter drafted by the Archbishop of Canterbury that was intended to restore peace between the crown and the aforementioned angered noblemen. John would give the charter his royal seal, but contrary to many dramatic depictions, including the one I describe later, he could not be forced into signing it. In essence, Magna Carta would protect the barons from being subject to limitless taxations by the king and also from unjustifiable imprisonment. The charter was radical document for its time and neither side stood by their commitments, leading to the First Barons' War. It would be called upon in response to the actions of another rebel, Simon DeMontford. DeMontford would covene a "parley" at Kenilworth Castle in 1264, consisting of demoncractically elected knights. This would be the first Parliament. He would eventually usurp the crown for a year, becoming a prototypical Oliver Cromwell before he was overthrown and killed by Henry III's forces. Henry would re-issue and re-edited version of the Magna Carta.
Wednesday, 10 June 2015
A Review of "Marvellous"
Plot:
“Marvellous” is based on the true story of Neil Baldwin.
Baldwin was diagnosed with “learning difficulties” at school, but didn’t allow
the label to discourage him from achieving as much in life as his heart
desired. We meet Neil working as Nello the clown in the circus. He goes on to
get a regular role at Keele University, advising and helping students, and is
employed by his beloved football team, Stoke City. Along the way, his mother
worries profusely whether he will be able to look after himself after she dies.
Review:
Before I begin, I guess I better put in a mild caveat. A TV film
like “Marvellous” is probably not going to get the most unbiased of reviews
from me. It focuses on the life of someone who I never met, but nevertheless I
know plenty of people who do know him. This includes the great Norman Barrett,
a dear friend of my family, who features in a brief cameo at the film’s
conclusion and is also mentioned a few times, including his MBE status. These are
all anachronistic, but that takes nothing away from the nature of the film.
Norman’s budgies are also a plot point. For the most part, the film shows
circus in a good light, which is a refreshing change. Only the ringmaster of
the first circus is presented as something of a villain. This is becoming a bit
of a cliché now along with the assumption that the ringmaster is traditionally the
owner of the show. Nevertheless, many of my circus friends and family were
smiling when the film won the Best Single Drama category of the 2015 BAFTAs.
Tuesday, 2 June 2015
Many a Prophetic Word Spoken in Jest
Plot:
Michael Berg (Ralph Fiennes) is a dethatched man. Divorced but the father of a daughter he doesn't see enough of, he reflects upon his past. At 15 years old (David Kross) he was struck down by scarlet fever, but rescued by a 36 year old tram conductor called Hanna (Kate Winslet). After a lengthy recovery period he tracks down his rescuer and they begin a secret affair. Hanna is a very mysterious woman who, seeing that Michael is studying classic literature, asks that he read to her before they have sex. Despite Hanna's cold manner and Michael's childlike inexperience, the relationship begins to further develop. Then one day, upon hearing she is to be promoted, Hanna abruptly leaves her apartment without saying a word to Michael. Years later as an undergraduate and whilst attending a trial as part of a special seminar held by a concentration camp survivor, Michael attends a trial for Auschwitz guards who presided over several atrocities at the camp. One particular atrocity involved the deaths of 300 prisoners who were locked into a burning church by the guards. One guard is singled out as the ringleader of this particular crime. Michael is shocked to see that this guard is none other than his mysterious Hanna...
Michael Berg (Ralph Fiennes) is a dethatched man. Divorced but the father of a daughter he doesn't see enough of, he reflects upon his past. At 15 years old (David Kross) he was struck down by scarlet fever, but rescued by a 36 year old tram conductor called Hanna (Kate Winslet). After a lengthy recovery period he tracks down his rescuer and they begin a secret affair. Hanna is a very mysterious woman who, seeing that Michael is studying classic literature, asks that he read to her before they have sex. Despite Hanna's cold manner and Michael's childlike inexperience, the relationship begins to further develop. Then one day, upon hearing she is to be promoted, Hanna abruptly leaves her apartment without saying a word to Michael. Years later as an undergraduate and whilst attending a trial as part of a special seminar held by a concentration camp survivor, Michael attends a trial for Auschwitz guards who presided over several atrocities at the camp. One particular atrocity involved the deaths of 300 prisoners who were locked into a burning church by the guards. One guard is singled out as the ringleader of this particular crime. Michael is shocked to see that this guard is none other than his mysterious Hanna...
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